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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
vagina is talking i cant
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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