the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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