Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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