He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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