Only a mothe r could love this liver
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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