After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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