So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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