No period for spring break; use this wisely.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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