You're so nebulous sometimes
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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