You're completely useless in the revolution.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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