he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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