Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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