ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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