nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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