I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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