wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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