If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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