in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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