I'm drive I can fine osifer
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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