you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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