I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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