and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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