did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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