Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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