apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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