OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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