no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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