I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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