Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
