i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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