watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
They have beer where we have blood.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
We smell like vodka and hangover
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