Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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