how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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