My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Randomize
