If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
