You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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