she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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