I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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