I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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