I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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