So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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