Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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