Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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