Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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