I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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