well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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