Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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