I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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