Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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