Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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