id be glad to
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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