k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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