Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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