No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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